Shopping Trip

From a story by myself and ~sakura3091...

Zim, Dib and Til (an explanation on who Til is can be found below) are going shopping for various baby things. Food, diapers, chew toys (Zim: MY TIL IS NOT A HUMAN-BEAST'S DOG-MONSTER!!!) and the like. Til's teething and chewing on Dib's hair (hey, it's in his face! What else is he gonna chew on?) and Zim just thinks that he's just the cutest thing in the universe. Zim's such a proud Daddy. X3

Too bad that Dib always has to say that Til's a cousin or a nephew or a some-other-such-relation other than his son because he can't risk people asking who the "mom" is.

Til is a genetic combination of Zim and Dib's DNA, born in a test-tube thing (I don't know if Irken technology (that Zim has access to) is more advanced than test tubes or not)... Why? Because Zim wanted a child from Dib. And how was Dib supposed to say that that was impossible? Zim gets what Zim wants because he is ZIM!!! Then Zim starts work on combining their DNA. Take that, Dib! Til has eyes that are a mix of Dib's honey-brown color and Zim's red-pink-ish color, Dib's hair color, little Irken antennae, and olive-toned skin (like Dib's, but with a slight green undertone). He doesn't have a belly-button (since he didn't have an umbilical cord) and his ears are largely not functional, though he can hear a little through them. Most of his hearing comes through his antennae. Here's a picture of an older Til (by ~sakura3091) [link]

I like my older!Dib... He's so pretty. XD

Zim and Dib belong to their owners.
Til belongs to us! ()

*Z-A-D-R Club has my permission use this.